Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
thecursedknight:

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
Sorry but this look is currently unavailable
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1

Oh god this has to be the best one yet

thecursedknight:

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

Oh god this has to be the best one yet

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween

booooooooooobs

fuck you this is golden

celibacy:

*gasp* for me?

celibacy:

*gasp* for me?

Who are some of your cute friends
Anonymous

cutiebabii:

All my friends are cute

But some cuties are sarcasm-with-shitshirts and landof-thecrazies

Also i-dont-shave-my-gooch, kodadane, mewchamp, kidgoldy, amyflame, uberhaxorimmortal, chloefizzyx plus many more people I’ve had the honor to talk to ( づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

tennants-hair:

*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home

autumnhomicide:

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

I am wet anger.

aphrochu:

denmark-and-coffee:

aphrochu:

denmark-and-coffee:

What did the Japanese girl call her transformer brother?

dont

Nissan!

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Reblog if you’ve ever ruined your sleep schedule just to talk to someone

the-real-jeff:

Never forget the REAL skeleton war

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