bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

satanshoe:

at least she real with it.

satanshoe:

at least she real with it.

emmaswon:

we all have that one mutual follow we have a slight crush on

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

xplosivediarrhea:

the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it

syphilyssa:

i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom