ovaryfunny:

 

jaclcfrost:

do you ever feel like mike wazowski

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a-rotary-phone:

I’m gonna bring my laptop outside and see how far I can run before photobooth can take a picture

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I have to go to the cancer center to talk to a social worker. But I don’t want to go because I’m tired of going there. Those people won’t leave me alone

nature-fiend:

gravegrohl:

wild-lion:

i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

tH EY DONT???!!?!??

Americans say “Never Eat Shredded Wheat” what ever the hell that means?

virginsacrificer:

when u see a cute stranger in public

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